WHAT THE HECK
WHAT THE HECK
"You’d struggle to pour water out of a boot with the instructions on the heel"
God DAMN thats some Shakespearean shit right there
The fact that that comment comes from sassy-gay-justice makes this whole thing, for me
Do you ever catch yourself thinking rude things about someone or judging them and you’re like “hey stop that, that’s not nice don’t u do that”
I needed this
Rise Against’s ”I Don’t Want To Be Here Anymore” music video.
Gabourey knows about that life
some of the most sensitive areas of the female body
look at all the regions that are not titties and vagina guys
porn has lied to you. there are other places you can touch that sensitive and pleasurable.
Oh yeah because I’m just gonna rub her eyes until a she’s horny
Kiss her there you walnut! Use tenderness! Hold her face gently and stroke her eyelids with your thumb and then kiss them! Run your hands down to her neck when you do! THINK!!! Lordie, you have a lot to learn that TOUCH gives more than making her “horny” you’ll drive her nuts doing gentle stuff! It’s trust! It’s care! It’s sensitivity! *smacks your forehead* You want her to be numb in complete ecstasy! I know this shit and I’m ASEXUAL!
Reblogging purely for the beautiful use of the word “walnut” as an insult.
If he can’t deal with ur stretchmarks, ur belly fat, ur body hair, or the fact that ur pussy doesn’t smell like flowers then u dealing with a lil baby ass nigga. a nigga that complains about shit like that ain’t use to getting any typa pussy or ain’t never seen a bitch naked. We don’t complain about y’all pot bellies, the fact that ur balls hairy as shit or ur receding hairlines but I’m 💤💤 tho!!!!!
like periodically I go from
”Meh…i’ll cum next week”
"Fuck masturbation, I need a man *doesnt touch self for two months*"
to “Fuck I need a man right now *masturbates 100x a day”